Biography

I was the born in 1987 in the rough ghetto of Arlington Heights, Illinois to a couple of carnies. my mother was the bearded woman and myfather was the man who would take a cannon ball to his stomach. Shortly after being born, my family and I moved to a corn growing, God fearing town of Oskaloosa, Iowa for reasons that lawyers for the Illinois Carnival Association have advised is not disclosed publicly. We'll just say it wasn't pretty...


In my senior year in high school, I was told that my sense of humor matched one of whom my Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton (Darci Kellen now) explained.


When I went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As I watched the "GoldPants" e-card I saw the light... Music was the answer.


Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, I invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, I experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to myself, "You can do this!"


After the show, Leslie said to me that I should think about making an Internet band and that I, too, could become an internet cewebrity.


Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, I sat down at my Mac and began my journey into this magical world of beats.


Now, in 2011, after 7 long years of waiting, I am ready to share his creations with the world. My first CD, "hot and Flabulous" is currently in the works.

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Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays
Tomb Raider Theme (Cover) Other Feb 28, 2006 4522
Natural Blues (Moby Cover) Other Mar 4, 2006 1113
john jacob jengleheimer blah Childrens Mar 10, 2006 1031
Papa Dont Preach Rock Mar 29, 2006 1039
Nobody Knows (Tony Rich Project Cover) Rock Mar 31, 2006 4456
You're Beautiful (instrumental) Rock Apr 23, 2006 36706
Milkshake Hip Hop/Rap Jul 29, 2006 1669
Milkshake Revisited Hip Hop/Rap Jul 30, 2006 1069
Believe (Cher Cover) Rock Jul 31, 2006 2035
Killing Me Softly (Cover Instrumental) Pop Oct 5, 2006 7790
Tetris remake Rock Oct 7, 2006 1588
Tetris Remade version of the Remake! (longer and 8bit sounds!) Electronica Oct 11, 2006 2217
Chuck likes to... Explicit Other Oct 17, 2006 746
White Christmas Holiday Dec 10, 2006 948
Sleigh Ride Holiday Dec 18, 2006 943
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time (Rough Version) Holiday Dec 20, 2006 5490
Don't Cha (cover) Pop Dec 22, 2006 854
Popcorn Dance Jan 14, 2007 944
The Beatles "She Loves You" Rock Jan 24, 2007 927
The Beatles "She Loves You" (Lower key) Rock Jan 24, 2007 1056
california dreaming Other Feb 27, 2007 821
cell phone song (edited) Other Mar 18, 2007 700
island in the stream (i need a female vocalist!) Country Mar 22, 2007 884
Ring My Bell Dance Apr 1, 2007 1383
Hot in Here R&B Apr 3, 2007 711
Cameltoe Comedy Apr 6, 2007 934
Say You'll Be There (Spice Girls COVER?!?!) Pop Jul 16, 2007 801
Look At Me Pop Jul 17, 2007 777
Holla Back Ames (Radio Show Theme Remix) Other Jul 20, 2007 1086
Spice Up Your Life *possible colab* Pop Jul 30, 2007 718
EMINEM Stan (Cover) Pop Oct 10, 2007 1153
Rapture (Cover) Dance Oct 11, 2007 600
Rapture Cover (No More Clipping) Dance Oct 11, 2007 613
Somebody's Watching Over Me (Rockwell Cover) Dance Oct 13, 2007 1162
Green Acres theme Other Oct 13, 2007 725
Spice Girls - Goodbye Pop Nov 21, 2007 653
Apologize (Timbaland and OneRepublic Cover) Pop Dec 14, 2007 929
Tearin' Up My Heart Pop Jan 6, 2008 739
How We Go Out (Gurl Get Nastay Remix) [Leslie Hall] Pop Jan 27, 2008 2681
[Taylor Dayne Cover] Tell It To My Heart [demo] Pop Apr 2, 2008 656
Gem Sweater Comedy Apr 19, 2008 855
Good Riddance Explicit Pop Apr 28, 2008 779
How We Go Out Comedy Apr 29, 2008 675
How We Go Out (Remixed) Comedy May 1, 2008 570
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) Cover Instrumental Pop May 1, 2008 4734
The S*x Song Explicit Comedy May 2, 2008 676
2 become 1 accoustic mix Pop Jun 2, 2008 644
The Price is Right Theme Song Dance Jun 15, 2008 9707
[Spice Girls Cover Insturmental] Wannabe Pop Jul 7, 2008 669
Who Do You Think You Are? Pop Jul 16, 2008 505
The S*x Song (Album Remix) Explicit Pop Jul 29, 2008 707
Northern Star (Rough Demo) Pop Oct 28, 2008 597
bag It Up (Single Mix) Pop Nov 7, 2008 754
Last Christmas (Instrumental Version) Pop Nov 20, 2008 12200
Word Up (Cameo Cover) Electronica Dec 1, 2008 2328
A Song About Me Explicit Other Dec 3, 2008 613
Stop (Spice Girls Cover Instrumental) Electronica Dec 18, 2008 13911
Deck the Halls Holiday Dec 24, 2008 510
Deck The Halls (Instrumental) Holiday Dec 24, 2008 11350
Womanizer Pop Dec 28, 2008 737
If I Were A Girl (Beyoncé Parody Instrumental) Pop Jan 21, 2009 2673
Spice Up Your Life - live version concept Pop Feb 24, 2009 545
you have just been.... Pop Feb 24, 2009 471
2 Become 1 Pop Mar 19, 2009 487
Mama (Redone Cover Instrumental) Pop Apr 14, 2009 567
Off The Wall - Michael Jackson Cover Demo Pop Jun 28, 2009 5252
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (Demo Version) Pop Jun 28, 2009 3612
Billie Jean Demo Pop Jul 4, 2009 809
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Lys) Remix Electronica Jul 4, 2009 2265
Billie Jean Demo 2 Pop Jul 5, 2009 775
Billie Jean Instrumental Final Version Pop Jul 5, 2009 4811
She-Male (Shakira Parody) [demo sample] Explicit Comedy Aug 26, 2009 5415
Gold Pants Comedy Aug 26, 2009 699
She-Male (Shakira Parody FINISHED VERSION) Explicit Comedy Aug 28, 2009 4591
This is It (Michael Jackson Cover Instrumental) Pop Nov 1, 2009 6198
Bad Romance (Accoustic Demo with Vocals) [and testing autotune] Pop Dec 13, 2009 1330
Christmas Time is Here Holiday Dec 20, 2009 528
Silent Night Holiday Dec 20, 2009 516
SheMale Full Instrumental Pop Feb 7, 2010 919
Michael Jackson - Rock With You Pop Feb 15, 2010 533
Tik Tok (Instrumental) Pop Mar 26, 2010 2104
Tik Tok (v2) Instrumental Pop Mar 28, 2010 685
Telephone (Instrumental) Pop May 25, 2010 987
Holiday Pop Jun 5, 2010 411
Never Gonna Give You Up (With Vocals) Pop Dec 11, 2010 443
Up On The Rooftop Holiday Dec 12, 2010 899
Wannabe/Spice Up Your Life featuring Mabel Hemsley Comedy Dec 12, 2010 673
Deck The Halls (Vocals) Holiday Dec 22, 2010 468
O Come All Ye Faithful Holiday Dec 22, 2010 674
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Holiday Dec 22, 2010 495
Hot and Flabulous {Ke$ha Parody] Explicit Comedy Jan 17, 2011 465
Puff The Magic Dragon Childrens Mar 12, 2011 5570
Friday [Rebecca Black Cover] Pop Apr 2, 2011 826
Iowa Gurls (California Gurls Parody) Comedy Apr 4, 2011 836
Paparazzi Pop Apr 14, 2011 501
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Ly's cover) [Album Version] Pop May 1, 2011 438
Moves Like Jagger (Unfinished Instrumental Cover) Pop Oct 4, 2011 1176
Iowa Gurls (8bit Sounding Mix) Pop Nov 17, 2011 678
Hung Up (Madonna Cover) [Instrumental] Dance Nov 15, 2012 463
Let It Be [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 5245
Ob La Di [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 1092
Primadonna (Marina And The Diamonds Instrumental Cover) Pop Sep 8, 2013 1739
Last Christmas (Open Collab) Collab Holiday Dec 21, 2013 357
Wrecking Ball (Miley Cyrus Cover) Pop Dec 25, 2013 1377
Creep (Radiohead Cover) Explicit Alternative Jan 19, 2015 291
We Are The Crystal Gems (Steven Universe Theme Cover) Electronica Jul 1, 2015 1573
Island Song (Adventure Time Credits Cover) Folk Nov 2, 2015 395

Collaborations

Title Genre Released Plays
natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] Other May 3, 2008 1189
weird + blunt = pitiful Other May 15, 2008 1073
you're pitiful [video] Music Videos May 15, 2008 1530
Believe it or not Explicit Other May 24, 2008 1092
What if God Was PeteFalck? Surf Feb 24, 2009 1437
Apologize Cover (Vocals) Pop Jun 7, 2010 2164
Telephone Pop Aug 30, 2010 788
What's In Your Clown Pants Parody Bad Romance Explicit Dance Nov 22, 2010 4834
You're Beautiful Explicit Rock Dec 2, 2010 1538
Supreme Moby Mish Mash Baby Pop Apr 19, 2011 1891
Let It Be Rock Feb 7, 2013 875
OB LA DI (Beatle cover) Rock Oct 26, 2013 1039

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