Biography

I was the born in 1987 in the rough ghetto of Arlington Heights, Illinois to a couple of carnies. my mother was the bearded woman and myfather was the man who would take a cannon ball to his stomach. Shortly after being born, my family and I moved to a corn growing, God fearing town of Oskaloosa, Iowa for reasons that lawyers for the Illinois Carnival Association have advised is not disclosed publicly. We'll just say it wasn't pretty...


In my senior year in high school, I was told that my sense of humor matched one of whom my Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton (Darci Kellen now) explained.


When I went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As I watched the "GoldPants" e-card I saw the light... Music was the answer.


Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, I invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, I experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to myself, "You can do this!"


After the show, Leslie said to me that I should think about making an Internet band and that I, too, could become an internet cewebrity.


Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, I sat down at my Mac and began my journey into this magical world of beats.


Now, in 2011, after 7 long years of waiting, I am ready to share his creations with the world. My first CD, "hot and Flabulous" is currently in the works.

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Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays
Tomb Raider Theme (Cover) Other Feb 28, 2006 4553
Natural Blues (Moby Cover) Other Mar 4, 2006 1137
john jacob jengleheimer blah Childrens Mar 10, 2006 1052
Papa Dont Preach Rock Mar 29, 2006 1054
Nobody Knows (Tony Rich Project Cover) Rock Mar 31, 2006 4472
You're Beautiful (instrumental) Rock Apr 23, 2006 37495
Milkshake Hip Hop/Rap Jul 29, 2006 1703
Milkshake Revisited Hip Hop/Rap Jul 30, 2006 1092
Believe (Cher Cover) Rock Jul 31, 2006 2049
Killing Me Softly (Cover Instrumental) Pop Oct 5, 2006 7825
Tetris remake Rock Oct 7, 2006 1605
Tetris Remade version of the Remake! (longer and 8bit sounds!) Electronica Oct 11, 2006 2247
Chuck likes to... Explicit Other Oct 17, 2006 767
White Christmas Holiday Dec 10, 2006 967
Sleigh Ride Holiday Dec 18, 2006 958
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time (Rough Version) Holiday Dec 20, 2006 5513
Don't Cha (cover) Pop Dec 22, 2006 866
Popcorn Dance Jan 14, 2007 964
The Beatles "She Loves You" Rock Jan 24, 2007 945
The Beatles "She Loves You" (Lower key) Rock Jan 24, 2007 1136
california dreaming Other Feb 27, 2007 838
cell phone song (edited) Other Mar 18, 2007 713
island in the stream (i need a female vocalist!) Country Mar 22, 2007 899
Ring My Bell Dance Apr 1, 2007 1411
Hot in Here R&B Apr 3, 2007 726
Cameltoe Comedy Apr 6, 2007 948
Say You'll Be There (Spice Girls COVER?!?!) Pop Jul 16, 2007 819
Look At Me Pop Jul 17, 2007 789
Holla Back Ames (Radio Show Theme Remix) Other Jul 20, 2007 1099
Spice Up Your Life *possible colab* Pop Jul 30, 2007 728
EMINEM Stan (Cover) Pop Oct 10, 2007 1181
Rapture (Cover) Dance Oct 11, 2007 623
Rapture Cover (No More Clipping) Dance Oct 11, 2007 629
Somebody's Watching Over Me (Rockwell Cover) Dance Oct 13, 2007 1176
Green Acres theme Other Oct 13, 2007 736
Spice Girls - Goodbye Pop Nov 21, 2007 664
Apologize (Timbaland and OneRepublic Cover) Pop Dec 14, 2007 947
Tearin' Up My Heart Pop Jan 6, 2008 752
How We Go Out (Gurl Get Nastay Remix) [Leslie Hall] Pop Jan 27, 2008 2702
[Taylor Dayne Cover] Tell It To My Heart [demo] Pop Apr 2, 2008 668
Gem Sweater Comedy Apr 19, 2008 891
Good Riddance Explicit Pop Apr 28, 2008 794
How We Go Out Comedy Apr 29, 2008 693
How We Go Out (Remixed) Comedy May 1, 2008 579
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) Cover Instrumental Pop May 1, 2008 4764
The S*x Song Explicit Comedy May 2, 2008 700
2 become 1 accoustic mix Pop Jun 2, 2008 660
The Price is Right Theme Song Dance Jun 15, 2008 9832
[Spice Girls Cover Insturmental] Wannabe Pop Jul 7, 2008 687
Who Do You Think You Are? Pop Jul 16, 2008 521
The S*x Song (Album Remix) Explicit Pop Jul 29, 2008 724
Northern Star (Rough Demo) Pop Oct 28, 2008 605
bag It Up (Single Mix) Pop Nov 7, 2008 777
Last Christmas (Instrumental Version) Pop Nov 20, 2008 12582
Word Up (Cameo Cover) Electronica Dec 1, 2008 2424
A Song About Me Explicit Other Dec 3, 2008 624
Stop (Spice Girls Cover Instrumental) Electronica Dec 18, 2008 14082
Deck the Halls Holiday Dec 24, 2008 520
Deck The Halls (Instrumental) Holiday Dec 24, 2008 11682
Womanizer Pop Dec 28, 2008 747
If I Were A Girl (Beyoncé Parody Instrumental) Pop Jan 21, 2009 2702
Spice Up Your Life - live version concept Pop Feb 24, 2009 564
you have just been.... Pop Feb 24, 2009 482
2 Become 1 Pop Mar 19, 2009 518
Mama (Redone Cover Instrumental) Pop Apr 14, 2009 580
Off The Wall - Michael Jackson Cover Demo Pop Jun 28, 2009 5307
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (Demo Version) Pop Jun 28, 2009 3651
Billie Jean Demo Pop Jul 4, 2009 829
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Lys) Remix Electronica Jul 4, 2009 2280
Billie Jean Demo 2 Pop Jul 5, 2009 791
Billie Jean Instrumental Final Version Pop Jul 5, 2009 4834
She-Male (Shakira Parody) [demo sample] Explicit Comedy Aug 26, 2009 5564
Gold Pants Comedy Aug 26, 2009 725
She-Male (Shakira Parody FINISHED VERSION) Explicit Comedy Aug 28, 2009 4617
This is It (Michael Jackson Cover Instrumental) Pop Nov 1, 2009 6219
Bad Romance (Accoustic Demo with Vocals) [and testing autotune] Pop Dec 13, 2009 1394
Christmas Time is Here Holiday Dec 20, 2009 544
Silent Night Holiday Dec 20, 2009 537
SheMale Full Instrumental Pop Feb 7, 2010 930
Michael Jackson - Rock With You Pop Feb 15, 2010 541
Tik Tok (Instrumental) Pop Mar 26, 2010 2117
Tik Tok (v2) Instrumental Pop Mar 28, 2010 702
Telephone (Instrumental) Pop May 25, 2010 1038
Holiday Pop Jun 5, 2010 429
Never Gonna Give You Up (With Vocals) Pop Dec 11, 2010 452
Up On The Rooftop Holiday Dec 12, 2010 911
Wannabe/Spice Up Your Life featuring Mabel Hemsley Comedy Dec 12, 2010 690
Deck The Halls (Vocals) Holiday Dec 22, 2010 480
O Come All Ye Faithful Holiday Dec 22, 2010 696
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Holiday Dec 22, 2010 509
Hot and Flabulous {Ke$ha Parody] Explicit Comedy Jan 17, 2011 484
Puff The Magic Dragon Childrens Mar 12, 2011 5666
Friday [Rebecca Black Cover] Pop Apr 2, 2011 865
Iowa Gurls (California Gurls Parody) Comedy Apr 4, 2011 857
Paparazzi Pop Apr 14, 2011 526
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Ly's cover) [Album Version] Pop May 1, 2011 456
Moves Like Jagger (Unfinished Instrumental Cover) Pop Oct 4, 2011 1190
Iowa Gurls (8bit Sounding Mix) Pop Nov 17, 2011 699
Hung Up (Madonna Cover) [Instrumental] Dance Nov 15, 2012 495
Let It Be [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 5635
Ob La Di [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 1142
Primadonna (Marina And The Diamonds Instrumental Cover) Pop Sep 8, 2013 1906
Last Christmas (Open Collab) Collab Holiday Dec 21, 2013 373
Wrecking Ball (Miley Cyrus Cover) Pop Dec 25, 2013 1453
Creep (Radiohead Cover) Explicit Alternative Jan 19, 2015 316
We Are The Crystal Gems (Steven Universe Theme Cover) Electronica Jul 1, 2015 1703
Island Song (Adventure Time Credits Cover) Folk Nov 2, 2015 487

Collaborations

Title Genre Released Plays
natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] Other May 3, 2008 1209
weird + blunt = pitiful Other May 15, 2008 1100
you're pitiful [video] Music Videos May 15, 2008 1569
Believe it or not Explicit Other May 24, 2008 1120
What if God Was PeteFalck? Surf Feb 24, 2009 1463
Apologize Cover (Vocals) Pop Jun 7, 2010 2213
Telephone Pop Aug 30, 2010 843
What's In Your Clown Pants Parody Bad Romance Explicit Dance Nov 22, 2010 4969
You're Beautiful Explicit Rock Dec 2, 2010 1623
Supreme Moby Mish Mash Baby Pop Apr 19, 2011 1941
Let It Be Rock Feb 7, 2013 940
OB LA DI (Beatle cover) Rock Oct 26, 2013 1126

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