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Pete Falck was the born in 1987 in the rough ghetto of Arlington Heights, Illinois to a couple of carnies. His mother was the bearded woman and his father was the man who would take a cannon ball to his stomach. Shortly after being born, Pete and his family moved to a corn growing, God fearing town of Oskaloosa, Iowa for reasons that lawyers for the Illinois Carnival Association have advised is not disclosed publicly. We'll just say it wasn't pretty...
In his senior year in high school, Pete was told that his sense of humor matched one of whom his Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton explained.
When Pete went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As he watched the "GoldPants" e-card he saw the light... Music was the answer.
Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, he invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, Pete experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to himself, "You can do this!"
After the show, Leslie said to Pete that he should think about making an Internet band and that he, too, could become an internet cewebrity.
Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, Pete sat down at his Mac and began his journey into this magical world of beats.
Now, in 2008, after 4 long years of waiting, Pete is ready to share his creations with the world. His first CD, "Songs to Funk To..." is currently in the works. All instrumentals for this gem are done, it's the vocals that need to be added.
Pete is currently working with Casey J. (A.K.A. "he who dances with mages" or "nuglah") on a song and other collaborations are in the works.
Pete currently works as a chef at a very well known Italian eating establishment in Oskaloosa that also serves broasted chicken.
Pete's buttcheeks are proportioned perfectly, expecially when wearing spandex.
Pete went to school to be a graphic design artist. After that failed he started studying education. He plans on attending Iowa State University in the near future to further his education in education.
Pete, too, owns a small collection of Gem Sweaters -- much like his idol Leslie Hall.
Pete sleeps curled up like a baby.
It has been said that Pete's style cannot be expressed in common terms. It is just described as "Pete".
Although he has not been employed with Kwik Star since June of 2007, you can still catch him wearing either a Kwik Trip, Inc. or a Kwik Star shirt on his days off from the well known Italian eating establishment for where he currently works... As a chef, and telephone answerer, and order taker....
In his senior year in high school, Pete was told that his sense of humor matched one of whom his Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton explained.
When Pete went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As he watched the "GoldPants" e-card he saw the light... Music was the answer.
Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, he invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, Pete experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to himself, "You can do this!"
After the show, Leslie said to Pete that he should think about making an Internet band and that he, too, could become an internet cewebrity.
Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, Pete sat down at his Mac and began his journey into this magical world of beats.
Now, in 2008, after 4 long years of waiting, Pete is ready to share his creations with the world. His first CD, "Songs to Funk To..." is currently in the works. All instrumentals for this gem are done, it's the vocals that need to be added.
Pete is currently working with Casey J. (A.K.A. "he who dances with mages" or "nuglah") on a song and other collaborations are in the works.
Pete currently works as a chef at a very well known Italian eating establishment in Oskaloosa that also serves broasted chicken.
Pete's buttcheeks are proportioned perfectly, expecially when wearing spandex.
Pete went to school to be a graphic design artist. After that failed he started studying education. He plans on attending Iowa State University in the near future to further his education in education.
Pete, too, owns a small collection of Gem Sweaters -- much like his idol Leslie Hall.
Pete sleeps curled up like a baby.
It has been said that Pete's style cannot be expressed in common terms. It is just described as "Pete".
Although he has not been employed with Kwik Star since June of 2007, you can still catch him wearing either a Kwik Trip, Inc. or a Kwik Star shirt on his days off from the well known Italian eating establishment for where he currently works... As a chef, and telephone answerer, and order taker....
Blog 
Music
Collaborations
| Title | Genre | Released | Plays |
| natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] | Other | May 3, 2008 | 500 |
| weird + blunt = pitiful | Other | May 15, 2008 | 363 |
| you're pitiful [video] | Music Videos | May 15, 2008 | 373 |
BELIEVE it or not  |
Other | May 24, 2008 | 475 |
| What if God Was PeteFalck? | Surf | Feb 24, 2009 | 358 |
Favorites
| Title | Artist | Genre | Plays |
| Yesterday - | alexandre | Hip Hop/Rap | 848 |
| torture rack | sonsofhypnos [+1] | Alternative | 536 |
| What if God Was PeteFalck? | randolf [+1] | Surf | 358 |
| lizard [an original song!] | randolf | Childrens | 480 |
| Never ending Story (cover) - CvReloaded | cvreloaded | Electronica | 287 |
| Harmonious Farting | HarmoniousFarting | Other | 208 |
