Biography

I was the born in 1987 in the rough ghetto of Arlington Heights, Illinois to a couple of carnies. my mother was the bearded woman and myfather was the man who would take a cannon ball to his stomach. Shortly after being born, my family and I moved to a corn growing, God fearing town of Oskaloosa, Iowa for reasons that lawyers for the Illinois Carnival Association have advised is not disclosed publicly. We'll just say it wasn't pretty...


In my senior year in high school, I was told that my sense of humor matched one of whom my Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton (Darci Kellen now) explained.


When I went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As I watched the "GoldPants" e-card I saw the light... Music was the answer.


Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, I invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, I experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to myself, "You can do this!"


After the show, Leslie said to me that I should think about making an Internet band and that I, too, could become an internet cewebrity.


Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, I sat down at my Mac and began my journey into this magical world of beats.


Now, in 2011, after 7 long years of waiting, I am ready to share his creations with the world. My first CD, "hot and Flabulous" is currently in the works.

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Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays
Tomb Raider Theme (Cover) Other Feb 28, 2006 4533
Natural Blues (Moby Cover) Other Mar 4, 2006 1118
john jacob jengleheimer blah Childrens Mar 10, 2006 1037
Papa Dont Preach Rock Mar 29, 2006 1043
Nobody Knows (Tony Rich Project Cover) Rock Mar 31, 2006 4459
You're Beautiful (instrumental) Rock Apr 23, 2006 37014
Milkshake Hip Hop/Rap Jul 29, 2006 1681
Milkshake Revisited Hip Hop/Rap Jul 30, 2006 1079
Believe (Cher Cover) Rock Jul 31, 2006 2037
Killing Me Softly (Cover Instrumental) Pop Oct 5, 2006 7796
Tetris remake Rock Oct 7, 2006 1593
Tetris Remade version of the Remake! (longer and 8bit sounds!) Electronica Oct 11, 2006 2228
Chuck likes to... Explicit Other Oct 17, 2006 754
White Christmas Holiday Dec 10, 2006 952
Sleigh Ride Holiday Dec 18, 2006 947
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time (Rough Version) Holiday Dec 20, 2006 5496
Don't Cha (cover) Pop Dec 22, 2006 855
Popcorn Dance Jan 14, 2007 955
The Beatles "She Loves You" Rock Jan 24, 2007 932
The Beatles "She Loves You" (Lower key) Rock Jan 24, 2007 1091
california dreaming Other Feb 27, 2007 823
cell phone song (edited) Other Mar 18, 2007 701
island in the stream (i need a female vocalist!) Country Mar 22, 2007 885
Ring My Bell Dance Apr 1, 2007 1391
Hot in Here R&B Apr 3, 2007 714
Cameltoe Comedy Apr 6, 2007 935
Say You'll Be There (Spice Girls COVER?!?!) Pop Jul 16, 2007 805
Look At Me Pop Jul 17, 2007 780
Holla Back Ames (Radio Show Theme Remix) Other Jul 20, 2007 1089
Spice Up Your Life *possible colab* Pop Jul 30, 2007 720
EMINEM Stan (Cover) Pop Oct 10, 2007 1166
Rapture (Cover) Dance Oct 11, 2007 611
Rapture Cover (No More Clipping) Dance Oct 11, 2007 615
Somebody's Watching Over Me (Rockwell Cover) Dance Oct 13, 2007 1167
Green Acres theme Other Oct 13, 2007 727
Spice Girls - Goodbye Pop Nov 21, 2007 655
Apologize (Timbaland and OneRepublic Cover) Pop Dec 14, 2007 935
Tearin' Up My Heart Pop Jan 6, 2008 739
How We Go Out (Gurl Get Nastay Remix) [Leslie Hall] Pop Jan 27, 2008 2687
[Taylor Dayne Cover] Tell It To My Heart [demo] Pop Apr 2, 2008 658
Gem Sweater Comedy Apr 19, 2008 867
Good Riddance Explicit Pop Apr 28, 2008 782
How We Go Out Comedy Apr 29, 2008 683
How We Go Out (Remixed) Comedy May 1, 2008 571
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) Cover Instrumental Pop May 1, 2008 4747
The S*x Song Explicit Comedy May 2, 2008 687
2 become 1 accoustic mix Pop Jun 2, 2008 648
The Price is Right Theme Song Dance Jun 15, 2008 9756
[Spice Girls Cover Insturmental] Wannabe Pop Jul 7, 2008 674
Who Do You Think You Are? Pop Jul 16, 2008 509
The S*x Song (Album Remix) Explicit Pop Jul 29, 2008 710
Northern Star (Rough Demo) Pop Oct 28, 2008 597
bag It Up (Single Mix) Pop Nov 7, 2008 761
Last Christmas (Instrumental Version) Pop Nov 20, 2008 12314
Word Up (Cameo Cover) Electronica Dec 1, 2008 2377
A Song About Me Explicit Other Dec 3, 2008 618
Stop (Spice Girls Cover Instrumental) Electronica Dec 18, 2008 13974
Deck the Halls Holiday Dec 24, 2008 512
Deck The Halls (Instrumental) Holiday Dec 24, 2008 11460
Womanizer Pop Dec 28, 2008 742
If I Were A Girl (Beyoncé Parody Instrumental) Pop Jan 21, 2009 2676
Spice Up Your Life - live version concept Pop Feb 24, 2009 553
you have just been.... Pop Feb 24, 2009 474
2 Become 1 Pop Mar 19, 2009 502
Mama (Redone Cover Instrumental) Pop Apr 14, 2009 570
Off The Wall - Michael Jackson Cover Demo Pop Jun 28, 2009 5277
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (Demo Version) Pop Jun 28, 2009 3621
Billie Jean Demo Pop Jul 4, 2009 813
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Lys) Remix Electronica Jul 4, 2009 2267
Billie Jean Demo 2 Pop Jul 5, 2009 777
Billie Jean Instrumental Final Version Pop Jul 5, 2009 4821
She-Male (Shakira Parody) [demo sample] Explicit Comedy Aug 26, 2009 5487
Gold Pants Comedy Aug 26, 2009 707
She-Male (Shakira Parody FINISHED VERSION) Explicit Comedy Aug 28, 2009 4603
This is It (Michael Jackson Cover Instrumental) Pop Nov 1, 2009 6203
Bad Romance (Accoustic Demo with Vocals) [and testing autotune] Pop Dec 13, 2009 1352
Christmas Time is Here Holiday Dec 20, 2009 532
Silent Night Holiday Dec 20, 2009 524
SheMale Full Instrumental Pop Feb 7, 2010 919
Michael Jackson - Rock With You Pop Feb 15, 2010 533
Tik Tok (Instrumental) Pop Mar 26, 2010 2105
Tik Tok (v2) Instrumental Pop Mar 28, 2010 688
Telephone (Instrumental) Pop May 25, 2010 1010
Holiday Pop Jun 5, 2010 414
Never Gonna Give You Up (With Vocals) Pop Dec 11, 2010 445
Up On The Rooftop Holiday Dec 12, 2010 903
Wannabe/Spice Up Your Life featuring Mabel Hemsley Comedy Dec 12, 2010 678
Deck The Halls (Vocals) Holiday Dec 22, 2010 471
O Come All Ye Faithful Holiday Dec 22, 2010 678
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Holiday Dec 22, 2010 499
Hot and Flabulous {Ke$ha Parody] Explicit Comedy Jan 17, 2011 468
Puff The Magic Dragon Childrens Mar 12, 2011 5613
Friday [Rebecca Black Cover] Pop Apr 2, 2011 842
Iowa Gurls (California Gurls Parody) Comedy Apr 4, 2011 842
Paparazzi Pop Apr 14, 2011 511
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Ly's cover) [Album Version] Pop May 1, 2011 441
Moves Like Jagger (Unfinished Instrumental Cover) Pop Oct 4, 2011 1177
Iowa Gurls (8bit Sounding Mix) Pop Nov 17, 2011 682
Hung Up (Madonna Cover) [Instrumental] Dance Nov 15, 2012 481
Let It Be [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 5395
Ob La Di [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 1109
Primadonna (Marina And The Diamonds Instrumental Cover) Pop Sep 8, 2013 1753
Last Christmas (Open Collab) Collab Holiday Dec 21, 2013 364
Wrecking Ball (Miley Cyrus Cover) Pop Dec 25, 2013 1409
Creep (Radiohead Cover) Explicit Alternative Jan 19, 2015 299
We Are The Crystal Gems (Steven Universe Theme Cover) Electronica Jul 1, 2015 1624
Island Song (Adventure Time Credits Cover) Folk Nov 2, 2015 420

Collaborations

Title Genre Released Plays
natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] Other May 3, 2008 1200
weird + blunt = pitiful Other May 15, 2008 1084
you're pitiful [video] Music Videos May 15, 2008 1543
Believe it or not Explicit Other May 24, 2008 1103
What if God Was PeteFalck? Surf Feb 24, 2009 1446
Apologize Cover (Vocals) Pop Jun 7, 2010 2186
Telephone Pop Aug 30, 2010 802
What's In Your Clown Pants Parody Bad Romance Explicit Dance Nov 22, 2010 4883
You're Beautiful Explicit Rock Dec 2, 2010 1571
Supreme Moby Mish Mash Baby Pop Apr 19, 2011 1907
Let It Be Rock Feb 7, 2013 902
OB LA DI (Beatle cover) Rock Oct 26, 2013 1080

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