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I was the born in 1987 in the rough ghetto of Arlington Heights, Illinois to a couple of carnies. my mother was the bearded woman and myfather was the man who would take a cannon ball to his stomach. Shortly after being born, my family and I moved to a corn growing, God fearing town of Oskaloosa, Iowa for reasons that lawyers for the Illinois Carnival Association have advised is not disclosed publicly. We'll just say it wasn't pretty...
In my senior year in high school, I was told that my sense of humor matched one of whom my Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton (Darci Kellen now) explained.
When I went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As I watched the "GoldPants" e-card I saw the light... Music was the answer.
Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, I invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, I experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to myself, "You can do this!"
After the show, Leslie said to me that I should think about making an Internet band and that I, too, could become an internet cewebrity.
Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, I sat down at my Mac and began my journey into this magical world of beats.
Now, in 2011, after 7 long years of waiting, I am ready to share his creations with the world. My first CD, "hot and Flabulous" is currently in the works.
In my senior year in high school, I was told that my sense of humor matched one of whom my Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton (Darci Kellen now) explained.
When I went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As I watched the "GoldPants" e-card I saw the light... Music was the answer.
Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, I invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, I experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to myself, "You can do this!"
After the show, Leslie said to me that I should think about making an Internet band and that I, too, could become an internet cewebrity.
Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, I sat down at my Mac and began my journey into this magical world of beats.
Now, in 2011, after 7 long years of waiting, I am ready to share his creations with the world. My first CD, "hot and Flabulous" is currently in the works.
Blog 
Music
Collaborations
| Title | Genre | Released | Plays |
| natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] | Other | May 3, 2008 | 779 |
| weird + blunt = pitiful | Other | May 15, 2008 | 653 |
| you're pitiful [video] | Music Videos | May 15, 2008 | 787 |
BELIEVE it or not  |
Other | May 24, 2008 | 707 |
| What if God Was PeteFalck? | Surf | Feb 24, 2009 | 784 |
| Apologize Cover (Vocals) | Pop | Jun 7, 2010 | 1539 |
| Telephone | Pop | Aug 30, 2010 | 294 |
| What's In Your Clown Pants Parody Bad Romance |
Dance | Nov 22, 2010 | 2285 |
| You're Beautiful |
Rock | Dec 2, 2010 | 485 |
| Supreme Moby Mish Mash Baby | Pop | Apr 19, 2011 | 811 |
Favorites
| Title | Artist | Genre | Plays |
| Yesterday - | alexandre | Hip Hop/Rap | 1091 |
| torture rack (original 2008 mix) | sonsofhypnos [+1] | Alternative | 914 |
| What if God Was PeteFalck? | randolf [+1] | Surf | 784 |
| lizard [an original song!] | randolf | Childrens | 2729 |
| Never ending Story (cover) - CvReloaded | cvreloaded | Electronica | 598 |
| What's In Your Clown Pants Parody Bad Romance | RubyDubidoux [+1] | Dance | 2285 |
| Learn to Fly (Rough Cut) | theTOMTOMS | Rock | 351 |
| Born This Way (cover) | ScubaScissors | Pop | 273 |
| Temptation | theTOMTOMS | Rock | 424 |
