Biography

The Kettle ons came about in 1987 formed by Pete,Trev and Wooly using a Bass guitar with three strings,biscuit tin and hairbrush for drums and Harmonica and recorder because we were skint,the closest we got to electronic trickery was from feedback off the ghetto blaster we were recording on but it didn't matter because our songs were just nonsense but we had a laugh for about a year recording assorted twaddle.
Jump forward to 2005 and Trev (me) Buys a MacMini and i start messing with the superb Garageband and sampling some of the old recordings and adding loops which is fine to start off with but i start itching to do fresh nonsense so i buy a keyboard get Pete back in sharing the writing,singing and very rarely playing the guitar,so i do a bit of that as well-after a fashion(badly).
To sum up we're bald,fat,mad and perform nonsense accompanied by badly played tunes but we have a laugh so who cares-pass the custard creams and put the Kettle ons on.

Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays
Harry Slack Explicit Alternative Nov 8, 2008 67
Sharon i still love you-2008 mix Explicit Alternative Oct 9, 2008 106
Trev's Red Maxi Explicit Alternative Oct 9, 2008 60
Kill/Destroy-Trance mix Explicit House Oct 8, 2008 42
Stan Rogers Explicit Alternative Oct 8, 2008 39
Vanilla Slice Explicit Alternative Oct 8, 2008 50
Pump action chicken killer Explicit Punk Oct 8, 2008 55
Happy Bukkake Explicit Dance Oct 8, 2008 69
Radio Fegg Hayes-Guitarmix Explicit Alternative Oct 8, 2008 46
Russell Harty's nearly dead Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 64
Wash Your Hands Alternative Oct 7, 2008 60
Styx over troubled waters Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 51
The Labrador Flavoured Potato song Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 43
Wild Jimmy Porno-on the street Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 197
The Corruption Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 47
The Repeater Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 55
Thank you for Cindy Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 42
Inserted with gusto Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 73
No pies till Shelton-Pete version Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 55
No pies till Shelton-Trev version Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 49
You can't come to our party Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 71
Nialls Reminder Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 38
Nasty Daisy Alternative Oct 7, 2008 45
Kill/Destroy-Helium mix Alternative Oct 7, 2008 48
The Body and the Mind Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 51
Rita's Pasty Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 68
EAP-The Void Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 38
Big Apples Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 41
The unofficial Angolan football anthem Alternative Oct 7, 2008 72
Ambulance Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 45
Eddy Alternative Oct 6, 2008 89
Pete n' Steve's Big Weekend Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 46
The Snowman Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 50
Marshal Ustinov's mindblowing decision Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 67
Mouldmaker Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 59
Sleazy John Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 61
Pimmelkopf Alternative Oct 6, 2008 65
Fegg Hayes Earthquake Alternative Oct 6, 2008 40
Judith Chalmers Rave on Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 49
Septic Knob Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 62
Internet Pills Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 58
Radio Fegg Hayes-2006 Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 47
Percy Thrower's dead-Hip Hop mix featuring the Pub Singer Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 93
Tunstall Boy Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 43
Dark and Deep Alternative Oct 6, 2008 52
ECT on Psycho TV Explicit Industrial Oct 6, 2008 117
Boogieweed Alternative Oct 6, 2008 63
Blue Food Alternative Oct 6, 2008 93

Favorites

Title Artist Genre Plays
memories of a colo[u]r : stina nordenstam [is a babe mix] randolf Other 116
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