Biography

The Kettle ons came about in 1987 formed by Pete,Trev and Wooly using a Bass guitar with three strings,biscuit tin and hairbrush for drums and Harmonica and recorder because we were skint,the closest we got to electronic trickery was from feedback off the ghetto blaster we were recording on but it didn't matter because our songs were just nonsense but we had a laugh for about a year recording assorted twaddle.
Jump forward to 2005 and Trev (me) Buys a MacMini and i start messing with the superb Garageband and sampling some of the old recordings and adding loops which is fine to start off with but i start itching to do fresh nonsense so i buy a keyboard get Pete back in sharing the writing,singing and very rarely playing the guitar,so i do a bit of that as well-after a fashion(badly).
To sum up we're bald,fat,mad and perform nonsense accompanied by badly played tunes but we have a laugh so who cares-pass the custard creams and put the Kettle ons on.

Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays
Harry Slack Explicit Alternative Nov 8, 2008 130
Sharon i still love you-2008 mix Explicit Alternative Oct 9, 2008 156
Trev's Red Maxi Explicit Alternative Oct 9, 2008 85
Kill/Destroy-Trance mix Explicit House Oct 8, 2008 57
Stan Rogers Explicit Alternative Oct 8, 2008 55
Vanilla Slice Explicit Alternative Oct 8, 2008 67
Pump action chicken killer Explicit Punk Oct 8, 2008 68
Happy Bukkake Explicit Dance Oct 8, 2008 102
Radio Fegg Hayes-Guitarmix Explicit Alternative Oct 8, 2008 60
Russell Harty's nearly dead Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 78
Wash Your Hands Alternative Oct 7, 2008 71
Styx over troubled waters Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 60
The Labrador Flavoured Potato song Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 48
Wild Jimmy Porno-on the street Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 304
The Corruption Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 76
The Repeater Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 72
Thank you for Cindy Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 55
Inserted with gusto Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 91
No pies till Shelton-Pete version Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 70
No pies till Shelton-Trev version Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 68
You can't come to our party Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 93
Nialls Reminder Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 48
Nasty Daisy Alternative Oct 7, 2008 64
Kill/Destroy-Helium mix Alternative Oct 7, 2008 66
The Body and the Mind Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 61
Rita's Pasty Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 93
EAP-The Void Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 51
Big Apples Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 50
The unofficial Angolan football anthem Alternative Oct 7, 2008 88
Ambulance Explicit Alternative Oct 7, 2008 54
Eddy Alternative Oct 6, 2008 107
Pete n' Steve's Big Weekend Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 58
The Snowman Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 69
Marshal Ustinov's mindblowing decision Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 92
Mouldmaker Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 80
Sleazy John Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 75
Pimmelkopf Alternative Oct 6, 2008 84
Fegg Hayes Earthquake Alternative Oct 6, 2008 54
Judith Chalmers Rave on Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 55
Septic Knob Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 80
Internet Pills Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 85
Radio Fegg Hayes-2006 Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 64
Percy Thrower's dead-Hip Hop mix featuring the Pub Singer Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 129
Tunstall Boy Explicit Alternative Oct 6, 2008 52
Dark and Deep Alternative Oct 6, 2008 67
ECT on Psycho TV Explicit Industrial Oct 6, 2008 141
Boogieweed Alternative Oct 6, 2008 78
Blue Food Alternative Oct 6, 2008 126

Favorites

Title Artist Genre Plays
memories of a colo[u]r : stina nordenstam [is a babe mix] randolf Other 160
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