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Coming straight out'a Compton, crazy mother f*cker named. . . no wait, that's not me.
Ladies and gentlemen, say "hello" to the Good Doctor Polymer Noyz. Like always, I'll buy you a Lone Star if you bum me a smoke.
I once read a quote (on the internet, so you know it's true) from Jimmy Page or one of those other British rockers of that era:
"Rock n' roll is all about f*cking."
Yes. Yes, it is.
It's all about wanting to f*ck, getting to f*ck, getting f*cked up, and just plain getting f*cked because things didn't work out with her quite the way you hoped or planned.
And that's what these songs are all about.
As is true of both great rock music and great f*cking, passion beats precision any day of the week.
It don't take no musical genius to realize my music is not exactly tight and precise. But I do have an almost innate desire to make it.
That is what I hope to share, a passion for the music that vastly transcends my technical skills.
I grew up listening to the dying gasps of Top 40 AM music radio in the late 60's and 1970's. All the rock and pop songs were about finding love. All the country songs were about losing it.
It obviously left an impression. I'm either blessed or cursed (depending upon your point of view) with an irrepressible love for the classic three chord three minute song.
I'm not a great musician. My production skills will never be mistaken for George Martin's. I can hardly sing for sh*t.
But hopefully I've written a few decent songs that you can quietly bop along to in your cubicle or maybe even crank up at home and enjoy a few good minutes of just plain rocking out.
If you don't like the songs. . . well, sorry. It's a big world, have a nice day, move on.
If you do like the songs. . . great! Tell your friends. Tell your family. Tell me. Tell the fine people at Sony, Virgin, and all the other big record labels!
While I'm not actively seeking it, if a cheesy sleazy record company guy were to show up on my doorstep with a big check and a limo full of groupies and drugs, I'd still take advantage of at least two of the three.
Just don't tell The Wife which two. . .
__________
Music and lyrics to all Dr. Noyz songs linked to on this page © 2006 by brimuzik and The Good Doctor Polymer Noyz.
Ladies and gentlemen, say "hello" to the Good Doctor Polymer Noyz. Like always, I'll buy you a Lone Star if you bum me a smoke.
I once read a quote (on the internet, so you know it's true) from Jimmy Page or one of those other British rockers of that era:
"Rock n' roll is all about f*cking."
Yes. Yes, it is.
It's all about wanting to f*ck, getting to f*ck, getting f*cked up, and just plain getting f*cked because things didn't work out with her quite the way you hoped or planned.
And that's what these songs are all about.
As is true of both great rock music and great f*cking, passion beats precision any day of the week.
It don't take no musical genius to realize my music is not exactly tight and precise. But I do have an almost innate desire to make it.
That is what I hope to share, a passion for the music that vastly transcends my technical skills.
I grew up listening to the dying gasps of Top 40 AM music radio in the late 60's and 1970's. All the rock and pop songs were about finding love. All the country songs were about losing it.
It obviously left an impression. I'm either blessed or cursed (depending upon your point of view) with an irrepressible love for the classic three chord three minute song.
I'm not a great musician. My production skills will never be mistaken for George Martin's. I can hardly sing for sh*t.
But hopefully I've written a few decent songs that you can quietly bop along to in your cubicle or maybe even crank up at home and enjoy a few good minutes of just plain rocking out.
If you don't like the songs. . . well, sorry. It's a big world, have a nice day, move on.
If you do like the songs. . . great! Tell your friends. Tell your family. Tell me. Tell the fine people at Sony, Virgin, and all the other big record labels!
While I'm not actively seeking it, if a cheesy sleazy record company guy were to show up on my doorstep with a big check and a limo full of groupies and drugs, I'd still take advantage of at least two of the three.
Just don't tell The Wife which two. . .
__________
Music and lyrics to all Dr. Noyz songs linked to on this page © 2006 by brimuzik and The Good Doctor Polymer Noyz.
Music 
| Title | Genre | Released | Plays |
| cute girl | Rock | Feb 12, 2006 | 592 |
| c'mon | Rock | Feb 12, 2006 | 646 |
| not enough | Rock | Feb 12, 2006 | 599 |
| close to you | Rock | Feb 12, 2006 | 513 |
| cricket | Rock | Feb 12, 2006 | 548 |
| funky cop | Other | Feb 15, 2006 | 1120 |
| call me | Rock | Feb 16, 2006 | 595 |
| last mistake | Rock | Feb 18, 2006 | 646 |
| image | Rock | Feb 19, 2006 | 654 |
| sloppy dresser | Rock | Feb 19, 2006 | 1548 |
| galaga stole my girlfriend | Rock | Mar 2, 2006 | 782 |
| over you | Rock | Mar 4, 2006 | 590 |
| right now | Rock | Mar 5, 2006 | 942 |
| five good reasons | Blues | Mar 9, 2006 | 591 |
| waiting | Rock | Apr 15, 2006 | 749 |
| verbal brick | Rock | May 28, 2006 | 495 |
Girls Suck  |
Rock | May 12, 2007 | 656 |
| thieve the jam | Rock | May 12, 2007 | 553 |
| home with me | Rock | Jul 8, 2007 | 404 |
| life you had | Pop | Feb 8, 2009 | 358 |
| waking up wednesday | Pop | Jul 17, 2009 | 282 |
| limited specified perils | Hip Hop/Rap | Aug 11, 2009 | 309 |
| cryin' now | Blues | Oct 26, 2009 | 293 |
| Happy Birthday (Uncle Don) | Folk | Nov 12, 2010 | 278 |
| **** the World |
Holiday | Dec 28, 2010 | 193 |
| We're MDs | Rock | Dec 28, 2010 | 195 |
| Letter to The Lege | Folk | Apr 9, 2011 | 207 |
| tell me now | Pop | Jun 25, 2011 | 120 |
| aye-ya blues | Blues | Jul 20, 2011 | 117 |
| bethany blue | Rock | Jan 5, 2012 | 51 |
Favorites
| Title | Artist | Genre | Plays |
| Do You Sniff Glue | insomniac28 | Comedy | 1370 |
| Snoopy Vs. Red baron | insomniac28 | Rock | 2694 |
| Help! (Punk Cover) | insomniac28 | Rock | 3388 |
| Supermarket Checkout Queen | Baboon | Rock | 3470 |
| Obligatory Sex Ballad | lilichi [+1] | Alternative | 2375 |
