There was this book written back in the '30s called "War With The Newts" I think.
It was about this tiny island of salamanders that slumbered along for thousands of years until some sailor on a passing boat drops a knife overboard and the Newts, with this new technology start killing each other, socializing with complexity, industrialising, militarising and eventually set off to conquer the world. Garageband is kind of like that for some of us. People who would have been happy sittilng around in their underware drinking wine and watching reruns of Reba suddenly discover this freebe program on their Mac and quit macrame altogether.

Title	Genre	Released	Plays
nadine	Blues	Oct 24, 2005	797
the One Dime Blues	Blues	Oct 26, 2005	1121
TweedlyDum	Blues	Oct 27, 2005	624
Oh, Girl	Country	Nov 7, 2005	880
bar blues test, test	Blues	Nov 14, 2005	759
nightlife	Blues	Dec 7, 2005	816
Don't be Cruel	Blues	Dec 13, 2005	601
The False Evangelist	Other	Apr 26, 2006	941
Puppy Cafe	Rock	Aug 2, 2006	479
the Hopeless Blues	Blues	Aug 23, 2006	916
blind dog	Blues	Sep 26, 2006	516
Death And Soon	Spiritual/Gospel	Nov 7, 2006	638
The Existential Blues Ver.2	Inspirational	Nov 16, 2006	1253
Sh*t Stinks	Folk	Nov 22, 2006	802
deadmen's shoes	Dance	Jan 10, 2007	519
The Bodhisatva Moan	Inspirational	Jan 11, 2007	541
Pete Ruiz	Classical	Jan 31, 2007	608
Good Old Hippie Days	Folk	Feb 27, 2007	1355
Hell Ain't Half Full Yet	R&B	Mar 6, 2007	570
Last Fair Deal	Blues	Mar 21, 2007	495
No Love No Cry	Inspirational	Mar 28, 2007	1312
Jimmy Brown the Newsboy	Country	Mar 29, 2007	671
Groaninboy's Blue Rattle	Inspirational	Apr 11, 2007	531
Louisiana	Blues	Jun 15, 2007	449
Angelina Jolie	Alternative	Aug 7, 2007	467
His Bloody Little Fist	Inspirational	Oct 24, 2007	599
The Tiny Skiff	Surf	Oct 25, 2007	818
Engineered To Fail	Alternative	Nov 2, 2007	711
Di Carne Christi (A Christmas Song)	Holiday	Nov 11, 2007	577
Sex in Hell (A Jeremiad)	Inspirational	Dec 4, 2007	754
She Lost That Hand	R&B	Jan 21, 2008	358
Deep Blue Sea	Blues	Jan 24, 2008	350
Fever	R&B	Mar 12, 2008	412
Bought By Blood	Blues	Apr 22, 2008	522
Heavenstead Ver. 2	Pop	May 23, 2008	454
Trucker On The Road	Spiritual/Gospel	Jul 1, 2008	443
Regina Olsen (Deep Thoughts)	Alternative	Aug 6, 2008	1548