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Biography

"Possessing a pen of singular charm, Randolf has established his reputation among a growing circle of listeners, and makes an appeal not exclusively masculine. In later years he has rapidly advanced in the esteem of those practitioners who have heard him... Incisive in speech, and gifted with a melodious growl, he flings a spell over his hearers impossible to resist."
- Petronella [deceased]

"Fooled me badly."
- Milton Erickson [deceased]

"A total *******."
- Avida Dollars

Blog rss

pretty vacant July 14, 2008
my month of lazing around in sunny connecticut is ending and london's calling once more.
horoscope updates [explicit] May 27, 2008
don't look in the magic box, your eyes'll fall out.

might make good lyrics, though...
the barefoot doctor[tm] May 15, 2008
randolf intends to travel barefoot from london to new york and back this summer, utilizing a cunning trick aircraft kept up his sleeve.
your horoscope April 20, 2008
i use the ambrosian calendar, not the gregorian one. tons of free converters are available on the web...
timeslice screensaver - needs isight camera to run January 31, 2008
this is a pair of screensavers i composed; they are kaleidoscopes of time-sliced photos of yourself, warped horizontally and vertically over seconds or minutes. they will mess up your face and possibly your mind... [more]

Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays Rating
The Sword is Marmalade {The Latvian Fruit} Other Jul 14, 2008415.00
INNOCENCE [The Latvian Fruit] Other Jun 13, 2008835.00
the match-maker [saki] Spoken Word Jun 12, 2008865.00
esme [saki] Spoken Word Jun 12, 200859
clovis & saki: an introduction by a a milne Spoken Word Jun 12, 200864
only you, and you and you and you... Other Jun 12, 20081315.00
wilde: prose poems Other Jun 11, 2008685.00
bedtime: the glutton & the goose Spoken Word Jun 9, 2008795.00
the blue cross [gk chesterton] Spoken Word Jun 9, 2008785.00
chatter Other Jun 6, 2008705.00
thorn Other Jun 4, 2008505.00
the ra shew 5 - toybox Music Videos Jun 4, 200853
happyhappyjoyjoy Other Jun 4, 2008575.00
drumloop: HappyHappyJoyJoy Loops Jun 4, 2008975.00
verse-chorus [backing for collabs] Other Jun 4, 2008565.00
verse-chorus video Music Videos Jun 4, 2008795.00
GAS: adapting chaos magick to ableton live Music Videos Jun 3, 20081165.00
groovy gas Other Jun 3, 2008495.00
AOS tutorial improv Other Jun 3, 2008515.00
omen-y Other Jun 3, 2008685.00
ralfambrose:p Other Jun 3, 2008485.00
health wealth joy Other Jun 2, 2008585.00
docter robert Dance Jun 2, 2008935.00
youwe Other Jun 2, 2008505.00
sement Other Jun 2, 2008505.00
banditry Explicit Other Jun 1, 2008834.67
bandit rap [playingsoftwareinstruments] Explicit Other Jun 1, 2008615.00
do ba dum Other Jun 1, 2008535.00
threerosecitylimits Explicit Other Jun 1, 2008805.00
tryin' Other Jun 1, 2008735.00
man with the razorblade heart Other May 31, 20081325.00
o sarah may Other May 31, 2008525.00
mao politiks Other May 31, 2008935.00
bowwow Other May 31, 2008765.00
lullaby symphony Other May 31, 20081345.00
the fool [zero remix] Other May 31, 2008785.00
cliche [wiki remix] Other May 30, 2008865.00
Master Other May 30, 2008485.00
gargle [7/8, 69bpm] Other May 30, 2008475.00
pfsh 44 Other May 29, 20081265.00
Untitled [o happy day] Other May 29, 2008805.00
PlayingSoftwareInstruments Other May 29, 2008595.00
bookreport [cymbalism] Other May 27, 20081445.00
careful with that ax, eugene Other May 26, 20082035.00
plot err jungle fool swirled Explicit Other May 26, 2008955.00
i hold your hand in mine [lehrer] Explicit Other May 26, 2008625.00
monarchy melts [sex pistols] Other May 26, 20081235.00
pong [03] Other May 25, 2008895.00
fursty ferret [instrumental improv] Other May 25, 2008755.00
spank the lamb Explicit Other May 25, 20081035.00
becoming [nin] Explicit Other May 25, 200844
sweet transvestite [rocky horror] Explicit Other May 25, 200853
the time warp [o'brien] Other May 25, 2008695.00
good old breakdowns Explicit Other May 25, 20081025.00
ironic [alanis] Other May 25, 2008425.00
BELIEVE it or not Explicit Other May 24, 2008855.00
new things don't stay new [instrumental] Other May 24, 2008705.00
drum candy Explicit Other May 24, 2008885.00
tristan [wolf] Explicit Other May 24, 2008665.00
you make me weird al Other May 24, 2008425.00
ceremony Explicit Other May 23, 2008625.00
who's afraid of the big bad part of town? Other May 22, 20081235.00
bedtime: the chemichal marriage Other May 21, 20081465.00
uncle eugene: theory & art Other May 21, 20081545.00
the ra infomercial Explicit Other May 20, 2008765.00
rape me cheese Explicit Other May 20, 2008875.00
sumthing better [beatles/guns'n'roses/nin] Explicit Other May 20, 20081125.00
wormholio ii Explicit Other May 19, 2008844.75
anarchy out of the blue Other May 19, 20081105.00
URsleeping-orRU? Other May 18, 2008905.00
lithium+serotonina Other May 18, 20082045.00
a_forest [remedy for the cure mix] Other May 18, 2008555.00
another brick in the wall p2 Other May 18, 2008935.00
dr kumar mash-up Other May 18, 20082825.00
enjoy the silence Other May 18, 2008605.00
salsa purple [lehrer] Other May 18, 2008985.00
lost in love [graham russell] Other May 17, 2008915.00
free crucifixion 4U&MI Other May 17, 2008885.00
bedtime: jack and the beanstalk Spoken Word May 16, 2008735.00
word disassociation messaround Explicit Other May 16, 2008725.00
chicken little Other May 16, 20081015.00
trust me i'm a docter Other May 16, 2008775.00
selfreliant mashup Other May 16, 20081705.00
bedtime: rudyard Other May 15, 2008555.00
you're pitiful [video] Music Videos May 15, 20081125.00
weird + blunt = pitiful Other May 15, 2008635.00
let it be Other May 15, 2008805.00
bedtime: the wasp factory Explicit Spoken Word May 15, 2008685.00
the ra shew 4 Youth Explicit Other May 15, 20081075.00
behind the hills [just for o0o] Other May 15, 20081885.00
[OPEN] Beowulf Part 1 Spoken Word May 15, 2008705.00
Everytime I Die (---nom d'un chien--) Explicit Other May 14, 20081865.00
bedtime: an insoluble problem Explicit Spoken Word May 13, 2008595.00
just [radiohead] Explicit Other May 13, 2008775.00
Grendel attacks [LSD at 2am] Other May 13, 20081105.00
jesus gonna be here Other May 13, 20081125.00
jabberwocky Other May 13, 20081065.00
enigma variations [48k] Explicit Other May 12, 2008795.00
space Other May 12, 2008835.00
tobermory [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 20081015.00
the she-wolf [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008675.00
the mouse [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 20081195.00
the lumber room [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008745.00
the quest [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008655.00
the peace of mowsle barton [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008695.00
sredni vashtar [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008525.00
gabriel-ernest [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008695.00
clovis on parents [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008605.00
the unrest-cure [saki] Spoken Word May 11, 2008675.00
throttled improv Explicit Other May 10, 2008975.00
walrus, carpenter, padowan Other May 10, 20081965.00
ghost ship. Other May 10, 20081334.96
the bear necessities Other May 8, 20082075.00
i'm so ronery Other May 7, 20081475.00
the story-teller [saki] Spoken Word May 7, 20082175.00
impossible [tmbg] Other May 6, 2008785.00
impossible [nichols] Other May 6, 2008995.00
heroes pie & mash-up Other May 4, 20081095.00
over the rainbow Other May 4, 20081595.00
tears for fears [mad world] Other May 4, 20081665.00
play coue Other May 4, 20081395.00
sunday mo'nin Other May 4, 20081105.00
the ra shew 3: escape Other May 3, 20081885.00
more beef [26bass] Explicit Other May 3, 2008815.00
natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] Other May 3, 20081085.00
itftsool Explicit Other May 3, 2008785.00
pr0n [Shoes cover] Explicit Other May 3, 2008845.00
eels! [mighty boosh] Explicit Other May 3, 20081235.00
wish [impro] Other May 3, 2008895.00
hanin improv Other May 2, 2008855.00
nasty habits [oingo boingo] Explicit Other May 1, 20081395.00
long face speedrun Explicit Other Apr 30, 2008955.00
popsicledotremix Explicit Other Apr 29, 20082175.00
ahahaha [behind the scenes] Explicit Other Apr 27, 2008705.00
the ra shew too - averagenails Explicit Other Apr 27, 20081545.00
shut up, zero Other Apr 27, 20081645.00
bandit3 [rap backing] Other Apr 27, 20081195.00
forest Other Apr 27, 2008915.00
the ra shew pilot Explicit Other Apr 26, 20081735.00
nitchy speedrun Other Apr 25, 20081375.00
fingertips Other Apr 24, 20081575.00
das boot demo [Wolfswald] Other Apr 20, 20081905.00
ZOOlogical Explicit Other Apr 20, 20081265.00
the fable 2 jaaaaaaaaaaaam Explicit Jazz Apr 19, 20081905.00
local anasthetic [fight club mix] Explicit Other Apr 19, 20081795.00
pffff [betatest] Other Apr 18, 2008835.00
what am i? [bedtime stories] Other Apr 15, 20081185.00
zen [feat.lucien] Other Apr 14, 2008815.00
e=2dammhott Other Apr 14, 20081235.00
4 horsies [after smurf] Other Apr 12, 20081415.00
adipose incorporated [feat. rex] Other Apr 11, 20081605.00
**** [feat. Lapskin's lips] Other Apr 11, 20081385.00
d [is for daddy] Other Apr 4, 20081105.00
c sharp minor [bob the devastator ate] Other Apr 3, 20081185.00
b flat [poopiepoops] Other Apr 3, 2008945.00
a minor Other Mar 30, 20081285.00
ow! Other Mar 13, 20081325.00
mostbeautiful Other Mar 13, 20081895.00
names Other Mar 13, 2008885.00
fya Other Mar 12, 2008675.00
gambits Other Mar 12, 20081105.00
polo Other Mar 11, 2008865.00
firedance Other Mar 11, 2008955.00
jesus loves you Other Mar 11, 2008815.00
Let's Slow Down [and get things moving] Other Feb 5, 200886
o mama Other Feb 5, 2008865.00
it's a skull [16bit remix] Other Feb 4, 2008875.00
completely naked and uncensored* [*ok, a bit] Explicit Other Feb 4, 20084385.00
churchsong Other Feb 2, 20082065.00
gravity [song demo for collab] Other Jan 30, 2008925.00
parkour [demo improved] Other Jan 30, 20081065.00
ziur's piano etude Other Jan 30, 20081295.00
3:33 Other Jan 28, 20081455.00
warp Other Jan 23, 2008695.00
stammer Other Jan 23, 2008845.00
sirius Other Jan 21, 20081135.00
travel Other Jan 17, 2008795.00
sausages Other Jan 16, 2008755.00
minimi [introduction] Other Jan 14, 200886
stalker Other Jan 14, 2008995.00
threesome Dance Jan 13, 20081065.00
sock [survivalism] Inspirational Jan 12, 2008815.00
sock Dance Jan 12, 2008955.00
thefamouspolka Childrens Jan 12, 20081395.00
january [haiku] Other Jan 10, 2008815.00
greysleeves Alternative Nov 4, 2007112
undead movie [PG] Music Videos Oct 27, 20071935.00
undead [soundtrack] Other Oct 27, 20071205.00
Artist Challenge: harp solo Classical Oct 26, 20071235.00
sometimes [illuminator challenge] Other Oct 26, 20071385.00
the drug remix video Music Videos Oct 25, 20072825.00
the drug - beginning remix Alternative Oct 25, 20072475.00
vessel Inspirational Oct 25, 20071024.88
minstrel Other Oct 23, 20071095.00
poltergeist [hallowe'en video] Music Videos Oct 22, 20071195.00
piper Folk Oct 22, 20071405.00
solomon Spoken Word Oct 21, 2007102
yehyehyeh v2 A Cappella Oct 21, 20071415.00
poltergeist Rock Oct 20, 20071514.88
journey [8-bit!] Inspirational Oct 20, 20071285.00
gospel Spiritual/Religious/Gospel Oct 19, 200798
eighteen [+ video] Dance Oct 19, 20071225.00
daniel Spoken Word Oct 19, 2007126
minor hiphop Alternative Oct 18, 2007102
latin stabs Alternative Oct 18, 2007117
fibonacci Alternative Oct 18, 20072054.95
electric Alternative Oct 18, 2007125
hillbilly indie Alternative Oct 18, 2007101

Collaborations

Title Genre Released Plays Rating
Dream Cymbalism The Video Music Videos Jul 1, 2008 107 5.00
Dream Cymbalism Other Jun 29, 2008 190
paulahula my bits thus far Alternative Jun 3, 2008 49 5.00
'teardrop' weirdness Other Jun 3, 2008 58 5.00
Bowwow (Randolf collab.) Funk May 31, 2008 103 5.00
Ferret Smoker Other May 28, 2008 110 5.00
NeferMind The Noise Industrial May 28, 2008 112 5.00
trust him hes a dr orginaly trust me Other May 16, 2008 115 5.00
Shut up Other Apr 28, 2008 99 5.00
Tabula Rasa Inspirational Apr 7, 2008 419 5.00
Revenge Explicit Comedy Feb 4, 2008 238 5.00

Favorites

Title Artist Genre Plays Rating
The Ship That Brought Us Down bonsushi Electronica 35 5.00
Where Have I been HalluciNate Dance 42 4.75
Red is a Color (Unfinished) Uplink Alternative 49 5.00
Alien Intervention easyesteemer Other 46 5.00
Harvey thenownows Alternative 179 5.00
Guys, Hey Guys (Seriously) imasnucka Funk 65 5.00
Coffee Dogs imasnucka Funk 58 5.00
Mac Fan Hot Day Boogie Blues TheTiler Jazz 51 5.00
Fun With Matches amateurpro Electronica 68 5.00
Far Away (PianoVOX 2) BlendWellMusic Pop 51 5.00
[Cover] Jack's Lament rex Classical 50 5.00
It Vibrates Acreus Electronica 88 4.95
Blood rhythm 921 Ambient 81 5.00
Believe Stebbo Alternative 69 5.00
LA LUNA Bampot Dance 331 5.00
Fire When Ready DJmevsme Electronica 81 5.00
the Beast KnqulearShift Industrial 86 5.00
Passage - Music Video Mungo Music Videos 109 5.00
Hold On (Collaboration) thenownows Pop 158 5.00
Unplugged jamesjrn Ambient 104 4.88
Naughty Tentacles padowan_learner Comedy 434 5.00
The Sequel Mandika Jazz 76 5.00
Chopped Beef Po-Boy (UFO Mix) Uplink Other 72 5.00
Chopped Beef Po-Boy (Stuck in Jamaica Mix) Uplink Ska/Reggae/Dub 105 5.00
Where Did I Go Wrong? amateurpro Inspirational 241 5.00
cry WOLF retrolust Electronica 144 5.00
Callums' Song Worldbridger Childrens 96 5.00
pale blue haiku Justin_Case Other 335 5.00
you are my friend josephgvincent Other 82 4.92
gimme back my bullets sonsofhypnos Rock 160 5.00
Drive schubertiad Alternative 108 5.00
OPEN - Only You o0o Pop 151 5.00
"Overdrive" Surak Rock 148 4.98
'teardrop' weirdness haninhamed Other 58 5.00
Olly Olly Oxen Bee imasnucka Funk 155 5.00
Collection of ideas 1 AdamStolterman Alternative 136 5.00
Need your Love Lewell Electronica 84 5.00
VOIX rf061992 Ambient 78 5.00
O Padre Nostro dirigent Classical 495 5.00
Baroquen Cymbalism padowan_learner Electronica 374 5.00
Condition PrettySaint Other 122 5.00
one tokai2 Rock 137 5.00
Chopped Beef Po-Boy (Spinner Wheels Mix) Uplink Hip Hop/Rap 82 3.50
Swift (instrumental) Stebbo Alternative 156 5.00
Overdrive 10pm 5.31.2008 goob3 Rock 80 5.00
Rewrite Stebbo Alternative 83 5.00
Bowwow (Randolf collab.) imasnucka Funk 103 5.00
XXL jolofsson Folk 129
Chopped Beef Po-Boy (Back Porch Mix) Uplink Folk 83 5.00
Man With the Razorblade Heart PinkFreud Rock 232 5.00
Pool Party PrettySaint Ambient 153 5.00
fiddle while it burns sonsofhypnos Alternative 196 5.00
The World is Beautiful BewareTheFish Pop 89 4.69
Cymbalism (Feenixx colab.) imasnucka Other 131 5.00
Capricho Arabe TheTiler Classical 100 5.00
I wouldn't sleep with him becouse he's worthless... !! OneFoxyLady Spoken Word 106 5.00
Chopped Beef Po-Boy (Renaissance Festival Mix) Uplink World 111 5.00
Natural vegetal Punk 201 4.98
Chopped Beef Po-Boy (latin Mix) Uplink Latin 109 5.00
Scheme dirigent Inspirational 350 5.00
Open Collab (Heightened with JTC Guitar) JTC Rock 165
Tail Wagging MIR Electronica 174
Chopped Beef Po-Boy Uplink Hip Hop/Rap 103 5.00
its all over julianrob77 Electronica 77 5.00
The Avowal mlpbadarak A Cappella 132 5.00
Rescue me Lewell New Age 104 5.00
In The Middle Of Nowhere vegetal Electronica 166 5.00
Film Production Society Ad Slimtoad Other 53 5.00
My Head (vocal mix) monospark Electronica 98 5.00
Fade to_Concrete Heat yosL Ambient 199 5.00
Trust Your New Senses imasnucka Funk 87 5.00
Surrender to the Beat schubertiad Pop 128 5.00
Everything You Want (Cover) Stebbo Alternative 107 5.00
gossip,scandal... zippi Other 95 5.00
The Government are Insane! nadiestar Electronica 163
Open Collab Heightened Rock 163
Turquoise House (duet) Dylan Country 452
Untitled Love Song (clean vocals) ver. II chinaman Alternative 177 5.00
Jillian TheTiler Classical 100 5.00
Eggs Cannot Drive (live @ the Norwegian Institute for Scene and Studio) shavingronaldscar Classical 170 5.00
Outro Scazm Fleesh (live @ the Norwegian Institute for Scene And Studio) shavingronaldscar Electronica 153 5.00
Tear Me Up KeithPetrower Rock 67
Cymbalism (posted for collaborations) feenixx Other 364
Counterbalanced o0o Pop 200 5.00
Door of Fish DeathNougat Other 70
Expander 2 ShadowofNine Other 181 5.00
Once Again...Again PaulFPage Classical 140 5.00
If Only... lunatrick Other 117 5.00
Tryppy Pilot eris Electronica 97 5.00
Crucible DerMixmeister Dance 88 5.00
Resistance is Futile Justin_Case Other 352 5.00
My Song 2 Uplink Alternative 103 5.00
Sideways Waltz (The Circus comes to town) MickD Alternative 450 4.98
Prepare The Table Before Him PrettySaint Other 99 5.00
Canon in Ska Crispier Ska/Reggae/Dub 82 5.00
Popcorn (for collab) Ziur Rock 161 5.00
Orient Express ShadowofNine Other 408 5.00
pincushion particledots Other 189
THE MARCH Of JEDDA"S TROLLS itiswotitis Music Videos 144 5.00
Abundant Blessings Lewell New Age 90 5.00
Voices Carry (Til Tuesday cover) version 1 artist08 Pop 290 5.00
Wednesday's Melodies lupiroz Inspirational 303 5.00
A populated moan camps above the magical technology. PrettySaint Holiday 160 5.00
Lessons in Health (live in the lounge) PurePerversity Music Videos 185 5.00
baby went madd and screamed a bit Lapskin Alternative 60
Faust Arp (Radiohead cover) KeithPetrower Rock 150 5.00
Whisper dirigent Inspirational 397 5.00
Come Monday MickD Rock 371 5.00
A Steaming Pile of B.S. PinkFreud Alternative 173 5.00
Trapped RolandOfGilead Spoken Word 254 5.00
From My Heart jamesjrn Other 134 5.00
I Made You FishCow Other 127 5.00
101 Virgins jamesjrn Dance 114 5.00
Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood (Want to be my neighbor) Symplistik Hip Hop/Rap 183 5.00
TOTS Remastered StephenHawkingandtheHawkl Electronica 59 5.00
In deiner eigenen Welt Winterschlaefer Funk 149 5.00
Water Melancholy Flower (instrumental) KeithPetrower Hip Hop/Rap 107 5.00
Water Melancholy Flower KeithPetrower Hip Hop/Rap 86 5.00
Into the Night schubertiad Alternative 104 5.00
Lemon Lime KeithPetrower Comedy 127 5.00
A Bittersweet Beat mesiahthegreat Hip Hop/Rap 81 5.00
Anarchy (acoustic) seanovan Alternative 92 5.00
Imperfections seanovan Alternative 89 5.00
Ghost Guitar Lafayette Jazz 176 5.00
CHaoS MaGicK Justin_Case Other 204 5.00
Serotonina vegetal Electronica 281 4.99
Prototype Stebbo Alternative 102 5.00
trust him hes a dr orginaly trust me Lapskin Other 115 5.00
The siren of the Rhine by feenixx video Tomic Music Videos 120 5.00
Between him and me Lewell Inspirational 93 5.00
R.I.P. (tribute to Jimmy Mizen) DLB Other 1029 5.00
飛 Stebbo Alternative 78 5.00
Half Shut (Remix-Vocals) livelargemusic Alternative 92 5.00
Reggae Snip Beat 2 Arn Hip Hop/Rap 178 4.94
sweaty chills, slutty thrills (2) (still unfinished, but more added) rickyeatworld