Pizza Dude by KeithPetrower and OhBeJoyful

THE PIZZA WAR: A Rock Opera

TRACK 2/7

I am driving in my car
I hope my destination's not too far away
I've got something for somebody
I'm not sure who or what
But I hope they tip me

-Oh, hello! What do I owe?
Your total's $15.68.
-Here's a $20, give me back $3.
Thanks, I hope your evening is great...
(You cheap *******!)

Would you like a pizza slice?
I cut it all myself
Just stay home, in time you'll know
Delivery serves itself

I'm a pizza delivery guy
I'm a pizza delivery guy
Put my foot to the gas
So you get your food fast
I'm a pizza delivery guy

-Oh, hello! What do I owe?
Your total's $31.89.
-Here's $32, and a $5 for you.
Thanks, I hope your evening is fine.
(What a nice guy!)

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I don't like the toys
So I'll see you after school
Reading is real nice
God, I hope reading gets cool

See me coming again
You mistook me for a fool
I might not like the toys
But I sure do love the rules

I live a structured life
Sure, I don't have a wife
But I've got principles
I'm a vice principal!

See me coming again
You mistook me for a fool
I might not like the toys
But I sure do love the rules

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I'm a pizza dude
I delivery food

-That looks like my former student
-Spying on him would be real prudent!

Put my foot to the gas
So you get your food fast!

-That stupid lousy no good hood
-I bet he's up to no damn good

La la, la la...

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