The Ballad of Gallahad's by KeithPetrower and OhBeJoyful

THE PIZZA WAR: A Rock Opera

TRACK 3/7

We destroyed it like he said
Votran will be so proud
With the Gallahad boss dead
No one will stop us now

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What's going on over there?
I can't help myself but stare
Be aware, but beware
Of how warily I dare
To be seen at the scene
Meaning not to intervene
Just a spy, just an eye
Nosy knows not when to pry

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This has never happened before
I don't know quite what to do
Maybe I'll just call my boss
I'm sure he'll help me through

Hey Boss, it's me
I just wanted to see what I should do
The house exploded in front of me

I still got these pies
Boy, they look nice
Should I bring them back?

-No no! No no!
-What are you, some kind of idiot?

-No no! No no!
-I give you money, and you bring the pies.

-No no!

OK, Boss!

-No no!

Sure thing, Boss!

-What are you, some kind of idiot?

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The house is burning down
-The house is burning down

The flames are all around
-The flames are all around

There's something on the ground
-There's something on the ground

What in the name of Jeez Louise is this I've found?
-What in this name of Jeez Louise is this he's found?

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Hello Delivery Guy, I'm glad that you came in
I am about to die, and I'm an alien

-Would you please tell me why your house was blasted in?
Sit down and listen, I was about to begin

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On the planet Kliftane
I was born and raised

Parents taught me good
I was fond of food

So much that I had a great design
A clean, affordable place to dine

I opened it when I was 26
Named it after my dad; called it Gallahad's

Then we began to expand to other galaxy stands
So much damn profit in my pocket

But I was never one to love money
So I put it all back in the company

We made our food real heatlhy and kept our prices low
That's when we crossed some other folks
(Who you now know)

Did you see that guy in the big spaceship?
His name's Voltran... he's a piece of ****

He runs our competition; they're called Galaxio's
They only care about money, and it shows

A few years back, they started pushing us around
And all our rival stores fought in rival towns

We came to Earth to find pizza, the food that you all love
To win in business we need something highly spoken of

After you were going to deliver it
I was gonna take it to my guy and split

But now you gotta do it for me... bring it to my guy
You'll notice him... he's got 3000 eyes!

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You'll do fine, boy...
You just gotta hurry...
There's not a lot of time...
To Clams Casino!!!

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