Clams Casino by KeithPetrower and OhBeJoyful

THE PIZZA WAR: A Rock Opera

TRACK 5/7

Here we are at Clams Casino
An alien hotel where they play keno

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-Here you are, Sir.

You fellas have done a very good thing, and we appreciate it. Brinkley's death was a tragedy and an outrage... but the most important thing is the safety of this pizza. It appears that we have beaten Galaxio's this time. The pizza is ours, and Voltran will soon give up and depart from Earth so he can----what the??!

Oh no!!!
VOLTRAN!!!!!

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You thought this was done
But it's only begun
Time for me to have fun
With my gun

I'm going to be the first buyer
This food will spread like wildfire
For the first galactic fast food chain empire!!!

We've set up shop on Mars
To ship pies to the stars
Your pizza will be ours
Not too far from... NOW!!!

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Unchain the Big Thing
Unchain it...
Unchain the Big Thing
Unchain it...

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Over my dead body will you succeed
Good always wins over evil and greed

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Unchain the Big Thing
Unchain it...
Unchain the Big Thing
Unchain it!!!

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I'm the Big Thing, and I'm so large
That's why that guy put me in charge

I'm the Big Thing, I weigh a ton
You will be dead when I am done!

I'm the Big Thing, and I'm so mean
My jaws are like a guillotine

I'm the Big Thing, and I crave flesh
I never bathe... my breath's not fresh!

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I've got a plan, Vice Principal man
Take some of these

-What are they, fish?

Anchovies!

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I'm the Big Thing that they let loose
I'm so thirsty... anyone got any juice?!

I'm the Big Thing, but I hate fish!
It is my least favorite dish

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What are THESE??!!!

-ANCHOVIES!!!

They're so gross!!!

-NOW YOU'RE TOAST!!

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We've slain the Big Thing
We've slain it!

We've slain the Big Thing
We've slain it!

We've slain the Big Thing
We've slain it!

We've slain the Big Thing
We've slain it!!!

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