Conscription by KeithPetrower and OhBeJoyful

THE PIZZA WAR: A Rock Opera

TRACK 6/7

It's spectacular
-It's a miracle
No, it's both of them
-SPECTATIRACLE!!!

For a Principal
-And a Pizza Boy
To defeat the aliens' evil ploy!

We beat all the troops
That Voltran dispersed
-And in doing so
-Saved the universe

We have sent away
All those aliens
-And I don't think they
-Will come back again

Where they're going, I don't know!

Why did they have to pick me to go on this mission?
I don't know
45 light years away from a place that is far from my home
-Now they depart to return to the worlds where they came from

-Like I said before
-This is glorious
That we won the war
We're victorious!

-We should take a bow
Cuz we didn't die
-But I think that now
We should say goodbye

After all, there's things that we need to do

Like deliver pizzas
-Or grade homework!

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We're really grateful for everything you've done...
But this war is far from over.
You're an excellent delivery driver.
And you're a virtuous Vice Principal.
We could use a few good men like you.

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-I'll do it. I'll go with you.

Me too. This is what I'm meant to do!

Oh, why did they have to pick me to go on this mission?
I don't know
45 light years away to a place that is far from my home

-If we returned to the Earth, all our loved ones would be dead.
-(Because of time dilation!)

But for justice and science
We're voyaging onward
As the Earth fades from our view
We'll say to you not a word

We just hum this patriotic tune

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