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Released: Dec 24, 2005 | 6:25 AM
Category: Comedy
Application: GarageBand
Loop Use: No loops

File Type: .mp3 [use AAC]
File Size: 2.99 MB

Plays: 2271
Downloads: 35
Weekly Plays: 1
Weekly Downloads: 0
Statistic reset day: Saturday

License: Derivative works allowed on iCompositions only; contact artist for permission
Everyone else was posting Christmas songs, so I decided to join the merry club! When I was done, I didn't know whether to put this in the Holiday or Comedy category -- so it's "Comedy" for now. Speaking of "Holiday Category" why does iCompositions hate Christmas? smiley

DISCLAIMERS: Pardon my incredibly bad Bing Crosby impersonation. And the rest. I am not responsible for any seizures experienced while listening to this. Your mileage may vary. Quid pro quo ipsum factum ho ho ho.

(b)

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pm Administrator

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why does iCompositions hate Christmas?

For starters, our lead developer is Jewish.
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offbalance Moderator

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Ha! Well, that's a good reason. smiley

Besides the fact there are more holidays than Xmas so no need for 500 different categories -- but don't tell O'Reilly that. smiley
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love it!!!!
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Best Christmas song I've ever heard!
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Great holiday song. Great soundbites. Happy Holly Jollyday and a Schnappy New Year!
-anDroid-
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im guessing youve had to stab alot of people in the eye...

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I echo MacDude02. This is possibly the best Christmas song and comedy song (if not, best song period) that I've ever heard!

As you can see by looking at my list of posted songs, I'm a huge Christmas fan, but I love other Holidays as well. My Halloween songs just wouldn't seem right in a 'Christmas' genre smiley.


As one of the Four Wise Men once said:
Gary Krimble!
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AnangaRanga Artist

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You really like those soundclips! So do I... I LOVE them
as I love this song... and you sound even better than Bing Bong Croooosby !
Hou hou till next xmas...
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Holidaze are here again. This is great. I am downloading and sending to my wife... she will LOVE this! Thanks for sharing..... this is a great present, almost as good as NOT getting stabbed in the eye.
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marcchester Artist

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funny
good lyrics
good mixing
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11 years ago
knight Listener

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Hilarious offb!!! Everything is wonderful about this one! Good singing!!

Now we have the Attack of the Easter Bunnies instead!!
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This is fantastic ob!
regards
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lol PM
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OMG! wow this is sweet and ya it sure iz funny! good job!
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Woo...fun Obie!!!
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nickblake Artist

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Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!

Oh, yes!

That was better than sex. Thank you.

(Bing Crosby? I thought you were trying to be Rush!)
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incredibly good smiley
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well, stab me in the eye, and wish me merry christmas...

this is just priceless.

ROFLMAO!!!

smiley

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well what fun is THAT...and that is a terrible bing, but a VERY funny song...
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8 years ago
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Awesome!!! This one will be spinned on christmas for sure hehehe...Love the lyrics and sarcasme in your voice..truly great song!

Kind regards,

o0o


Your Music In Second Life?
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