Biography

I was the born in 1987 in the rough ghetto of Arlington Heights, Illinois to a couple of carnies. my mother was the bearded woman and myfather was the man who would take a cannon ball to his stomach. Shortly after being born, my family and I moved to a corn growing, God fearing town of Oskaloosa, Iowa for reasons that lawyers for the Illinois Carnival Association have advised is not disclosed publicly. We'll just say it wasn't pretty...


In my senior year in high school, I was told that my sense of humor matched one of whom my Creative Writing teacher knew... "She has a website and she also has e-cards..." Ms. Horton (Darci Kellen now) explained.


When I went to check out the website and e-cards he was introduced to a world he had never ventured. As I watched the "GoldPants" e-card I saw the light... Music was the answer.


Shortly after discovering the joys of Leslie Hall, I invited her to Oskaloosa to Midnite Drip [now closed]. At 6:00, I experienced life for the first time. Bedazzled by her beats and in awe by her dance moves he thought to myself, "You can do this!"


After the show, Leslie said to me that I should think about making an Internet band and that I, too, could become an internet cewebrity.


Armed with GarageBand and a liter-a-cola, I sat down at my Mac and began my journey into this magical world of beats.


Now, in 2011, after 7 long years of waiting, I am ready to share his creations with the world. My first CD, "hot and Flabulous" is currently in the works.

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Music rss

Title Genre Released Plays
Tomb Raider Theme (Cover) Other Feb 28, 2006 4578
Natural Blues (Moby Cover) Other Mar 4, 2006 1158
john jacob jengleheimer blah Childrens Mar 10, 2006 1070
Papa Dont Preach Rock Mar 29, 2006 1063
Nobody Knows (Tony Rich Project Cover) Rock Mar 31, 2006 4487
You're Beautiful (instrumental) Rock Apr 23, 2006 38346
Milkshake Hip Hop/Rap Jul 29, 2006 1733
Milkshake Revisited Hip Hop/Rap Jul 30, 2006 1111
Believe (Cher Cover) Rock Jul 31, 2006 2057
Killing Me Softly (Cover Instrumental) Pop Oct 5, 2006 7849
Tetris remake Rock Oct 7, 2006 1621
Tetris Remade version of the Remake! (longer and 8bit sounds!) Electronica Oct 11, 2006 2276
Chuck likes to... Explicit Other Oct 17, 2006 800
White Christmas Holiday Dec 10, 2006 978
Sleigh Ride Holiday Dec 18, 2006 968
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time (Rough Version) Holiday Dec 20, 2006 5526
Don't Cha (cover) Pop Dec 22, 2006 872
Popcorn Dance Jan 14, 2007 980
The Beatles "She Loves You" Rock Jan 24, 2007 964
The Beatles "She Loves You" (Lower key) Rock Jan 24, 2007 1147
california dreaming Other Feb 27, 2007 850
cell phone song (edited) Other Mar 18, 2007 721
island in the stream (i need a female vocalist!) Country Mar 22, 2007 927
Ring My Bell Dance Apr 1, 2007 1424
Hot in Here R&B Apr 3, 2007 732
Cameltoe Comedy Apr 6, 2007 958
Say You'll Be There (Spice Girls COVER?!?!) Pop Jul 16, 2007 827
Look At Me Pop Jul 17, 2007 797
Holla Back Ames (Radio Show Theme Remix) Other Jul 20, 2007 1120
Spice Up Your Life *possible colab* Pop Jul 30, 2007 737
EMINEM Stan (Cover) Pop Oct 10, 2007 1194
Rapture (Cover) Dance Oct 11, 2007 637
Rapture Cover (No More Clipping) Dance Oct 11, 2007 641
Somebody's Watching Over Me (Rockwell Cover) Dance Oct 13, 2007 1182
Green Acres theme Other Oct 13, 2007 744
Spice Girls - Goodbye Pop Nov 21, 2007 672
Apologize (Timbaland and OneRepublic Cover) Pop Dec 14, 2007 958
Tearin' Up My Heart Pop Jan 6, 2008 757
How We Go Out (Gurl Get Nastay Remix) [Leslie Hall] Pop Jan 27, 2008 2713
[Taylor Dayne Cover] Tell It To My Heart [demo] Pop Apr 2, 2008 688
Gem Sweater Comedy Apr 19, 2008 915
Good Riddance Explicit Pop Apr 28, 2008 807
How We Go Out Comedy Apr 29, 2008 703
How We Go Out (Remixed) Comedy May 1, 2008 592
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) Cover Instrumental Pop May 1, 2008 4779
The S*x Song Explicit Comedy May 2, 2008 711
2 become 1 accoustic mix Pop Jun 2, 2008 677
The Price is Right Theme Song Dance Jun 15, 2008 9926
[Spice Girls Cover Insturmental] Wannabe Pop Jul 7, 2008 695
Who Do You Think You Are? Pop Jul 16, 2008 529
The S*x Song (Album Remix) Explicit Pop Jul 29, 2008 735
Northern Star (Rough Demo) Pop Oct 28, 2008 612
bag It Up (Single Mix) Pop Nov 7, 2008 797
Last Christmas (Instrumental Version) Pop Nov 20, 2008 12787
Word Up (Cameo Cover) Electronica Dec 1, 2008 2490
A Song About Me Explicit Other Dec 3, 2008 636
Stop (Spice Girls Cover Instrumental) Electronica Dec 18, 2008 14373
Deck the Halls Holiday Dec 24, 2008 527
Deck The Halls (Instrumental) Holiday Dec 24, 2008 11851
Womanizer Pop Dec 28, 2008 759
If I Were A Girl (Beyoncé Parody Instrumental) Pop Jan 21, 2009 2728
Spice Up Your Life - live version concept Pop Feb 24, 2009 570
you have just been.... Pop Feb 24, 2009 491
2 Become 1 Pop Mar 19, 2009 526
Mama (Redone Cover Instrumental) Pop Apr 14, 2009 611
Off The Wall - Michael Jackson Cover Demo Pop Jun 28, 2009 5399
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (Demo Version) Pop Jun 28, 2009 3673
Billie Jean Demo Pop Jul 4, 2009 842
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Lys) Remix Electronica Jul 4, 2009 2288
Billie Jean Demo 2 Pop Jul 5, 2009 799
Billie Jean Instrumental Final Version Pop Jul 5, 2009 4865
She-Male (Shakira Parody) [demo sample] Explicit Comedy Aug 26, 2009 5776
Gold Pants Comedy Aug 26, 2009 742
She-Male (Shakira Parody FINISHED VERSION) Explicit Comedy Aug 28, 2009 4643
This is It (Michael Jackson Cover Instrumental) Pop Nov 1, 2009 6236
Bad Romance (Accoustic Demo with Vocals) [and testing autotune] Pop Dec 13, 2009 1438
Christmas Time is Here Holiday Dec 20, 2009 559
Silent Night Holiday Dec 20, 2009 551
SheMale Full Instrumental Pop Feb 7, 2010 960
Michael Jackson - Rock With You Pop Feb 15, 2010 548
Tik Tok (Instrumental) Pop Mar 26, 2010 2130
Tik Tok (v2) Instrumental Pop Mar 28, 2010 719
Telephone (Instrumental) Pop May 25, 2010 1081
Holiday Pop Jun 5, 2010 442
Never Gonna Give You Up (With Vocals) Pop Dec 11, 2010 456
Up On The Rooftop Holiday Dec 12, 2010 919
Wannabe/Spice Up Your Life featuring Mabel Hemsley Comedy Dec 12, 2010 703
Deck The Halls (Vocals) Holiday Dec 22, 2010 489
O Come All Ye Faithful Holiday Dec 22, 2010 710
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Holiday Dec 22, 2010 523
Hot and Flabulous {Ke$ha Parody] Explicit Comedy Jan 17, 2011 498
Puff The Magic Dragon Childrens Mar 12, 2011 5811
Friday [Rebecca Black Cover] Pop Apr 2, 2011 889
Iowa Gurls (California Gurls Parody) Comedy Apr 4, 2011 873
Paparazzi Pop Apr 14, 2011 546
Zombie Killers (Leslie and the Ly's cover) [Album Version] Pop May 1, 2011 479
Moves Like Jagger (Unfinished Instrumental Cover) Pop Oct 4, 2011 1197
Iowa Gurls (8bit Sounding Mix) Pop Nov 17, 2011 710
Hung Up (Madonna Cover) [Instrumental] Dance Nov 15, 2012 508
Let It Be [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 6075
Ob La Di [Beatles Cover/Instrumental] Rock Dec 21, 2012 1243
Primadonna (Marina And The Diamonds Instrumental Cover) Pop Sep 8, 2013 2032
Last Christmas (Open Collab) Collab Holiday Dec 21, 2013 383
Wrecking Ball (Miley Cyrus Cover) Pop Dec 25, 2013 1617
Creep (Radiohead Cover) Explicit Alternative Jan 19, 2015 355
We Are The Crystal Gems (Steven Universe Theme Cover) Electronica Jul 1, 2015 1874
Island Song (Adventure Time Credits Cover) Folk Nov 2, 2015 644

Collaborations

Title Genre Released Plays
natural blues [moby is my midget clone mix] Other May 3, 2008 1237
weird + blunt = pitiful Other May 15, 2008 1125
you're pitiful [video] Music Videos May 15, 2008 1610
Believe it or not Explicit Other May 24, 2008 1145
What if God Was PeteFalck? Surf Feb 24, 2009 1510
Apologize Cover (Vocals) Pop Jun 7, 2010 2227
Telephone Pop Aug 30, 2010 889
What's In Your Clown Pants Parody Bad Romance Explicit Dance Nov 22, 2010 5078
You're Beautiful Explicit Rock Dec 2, 2010 1663
Supreme Moby Mish Mash Baby Pop Apr 19, 2011 2014
Let It Be Rock Feb 7, 2013 989
OB LA DI (Beatle cover) Rock Oct 26, 2013 1170

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